Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Tamil Insults SMS


Good Night Teasing SMS

Nilavin oliyil nee uranga,
vinmeen kandu kan simitta,
thendral unakku thalaiyaattu paada,
en chellamai nee "karunkurangu",
sorry sorry kannurangu.


Mokkai Insult SMS




Unnai

Paarkka

Thudikkum

Kangalukku

Eppadi

Solvaen

Nee

Vasikkum

"ZOO" indru Leave endru?

Best Tamil SMS Teaser

Oru maalai ila veyil neram,
kaaya potta en jatti'yai kaanum
Satru thulaiviyil un mugam paarthaen,
kaiyum kalavumaai pidithaen.

Tamil SMS Joke

Kambi 1, kambi 2, kambi 3, kambi 4, kambi 5, kambi 6, kambi 7, kambi...
eppadi plan panni ungala kambi enna vachaen paartheeengala?

Funny Tamil Teaser

This is another Tamil Joke SMS; use this to "kalaichify" your friends:
Theriyum illa Theriyadhu mattum badhil sollunga;
Neenga oru MENTAL enbadhu unga nanbargalukku theriyuma?

Funny Tamil Good Morning SMS

Kaalayum Neeyae, Maalayum Neeyae
Iravum Neeyae, Pagalum Neeyae,
Oliyum neeyae, irulum neeyae,
Vidingirichi Naayae, Elundhiri Paeyae!!!

Another Funny Tamil SMS Joke




Nethu unga photo paarthanae..
Alagana kannu, alagaan mookku, alagana kaadhu
Ellam ok.... athenna dialogue...
"ENNAI PAAR YOGAM VARUM", unmayava? sollavae illa.

Tamil SMS Teaser

kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???

Joke

Sorry 2 disturb u,
Matter is urgent..
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..
So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..
SMS padicha udane kilambavum..

Good SMS Joke

Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!

SMS Teaser

Today is World MOBILE DAY
So unga Mobile’a open
panni battery’a kazhati
Mobile’a soap pottu
kazhuvi
SIM cardla kungumam
vaitchuttu
Sollunga
GOVINDAA. GOVINDAA,.

Nice Tamil SMS

Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,
Unnakkaga mattumey thudikum orey idhayam…
Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…

Nayyandi SMS Joke

Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa Padaathinga..
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga? Konjam Yosinga!
En Velai Mudinjuthu.

Lollu SMS Joke

Current pona Ellarum Torch edupanga,
Candle edupanga, Match box edupanga..
Nee mattum yen Chellam
unga appa pocketla irunthu kaasa edukura?
THAPPU MATHAPPU...

Nakkal SMS Joke

0.1% mattum unnoda kovam venum
50% unnoda help venum
90% unnoda sms venum
99% unnoda natpum venum
100% Unnoda girlfriends phone number venum.

SMS Tamil meaning

Meaning of SMS:
S-Singam Anuppi
M-Monkey Padikira
S-Small File
Enna Paakkura?
Yaarukavadhu Forward Panni Neeyum Singam'a Maaridu!

College Tamil Joke

Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste.
Love illanna life waste.
Moon illana sky waste.
Chellam Nee illana ....
Zoo waste!....

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