Tamil Kadi Jokes SMS

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Edhuvume Nirandhiram illaatha Intha ulagathil..

Unga kastam matum epadi Nirandharam aagum?
-Mother Therasa....
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Neengal sirikkum pothu ungallai vittu maranam
vilagi selgiradhu... Aanaal
Mattravargalluku maranam nerungugiradhu...
So...Brush pannittu siringa...
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Oru kovila oru paiyan Pillayara mama-nu
Kumbittan yen theriyuma?

Nane soltren...

Pakkathala oru ponnu Pillayar appa-nu
Kumbittucha athan...
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Pengal silanthi pol...
Aangal athil sikke thavikkum poochigal !!!!!!!!!!
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Super Kavithai:
Vittu Sellum Uravugalai Vida ! Ungal Manathai
Thottu Sellum Ninaivugalai Nesiungal !...
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Kosu Cricket Match parthutu irunthuchu,
9 Wicket Varaikum Parthutu10Wicket vilundha Udane
odi Poiduchu.Why?

"All Out" nu Pottanga adhan.
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 Love failure kavithai:
"Andru avalai kadhalikka college'ai cut
adithen....

Indru avalai marakka BAR'il cut'ting adikiren"..
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2011 TRUE LINE:
Kadhalipathu yaraga irunthalum Kasta paduvadhu Naanthan
By Mobile Phone
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Man 1: nethu unga car ku epdi accident aachu?
man 2: adho anga oru maram teriutha?
man 1: teriyudu
man 2: adu nethu enaku teriyala!!
man 1: ???
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 Funny but true. 'Upvas' for New Generation:

Living One Day without
1. Mobile.
2. Vehicle.
3. Facebook.
4. Electricity.
5. Internet...
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"SMS" Enbadhu verum Yeluthukal illai...
Oru "Nanbanin Ninaivugal"...
Ovvoru "SMS"m Naan Ungalai
"Marakavillai" Enbadhai Solvatharku than...
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Mannika mattum kattrukol...
Yen endral Nammai yematriyavarkalai
oru nerathil naam nesithirupom...
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Real line: ~~~~~~~
Kaalam kaathirupathu illai !"Aanaal"
Nammai Nesikum Unmaiyana Idhayam
namakaaga nichaiyam kaathirukkum...!
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TRUE WORDS:
Nam thedi thedi nesitha oruvarai oru nal verukkalam...!
But,
Nammai thedi thedi nesithavarai
orunalum marakka mudiyathu....
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Sleeping is not taking Rest for
today's Hardwork. It means
Gaining Energy for Tomorrow's smart work. So sleep well...!
Good night ......!!!!!!
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Cute kavithai:

methuvaga seiyungal,
avalukku valikka pogirathu,

yen idhayathil aruvai sigichai...!
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Malar koduthum manam irangadha aval
indru kanneerudan malar thoovugiral...
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En Thirumanathil...
(kallarai ellam kidayadhu)
Namaku 1000 figure madiyum Machi....
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Virumbuvathu Ellam Kidaippathu Illai..
Kidaippathu Ellamum Nilaippathu Illai..
Vidum Moochu Kuda Nirandharam Illai.!
So be happy in every moment..
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Kalyana Veetil Serupai Tholaithavan
Ezuthiya Oru kavithai.
Ullae Oru Jodi Searnthu vittathu...
Veliyae Oru Jodi Tholainthu Vittathu...
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" Even a correct decision is wrong,
when it is taken too late " -Karl Marx
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Girls policy:

Fraud wit innocent Boys
Fun wit handsome Boys
Frndshp wit good Boys
Love wit faithful Boys
Finally Marriage with Rich Uncles.
Boys rocks!
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~~~ 1980 kadhal ~~~

Aarampipathu-"Kangalil"
Valarvathu-"Kanavugalil"
Mudivathu-"Kanneeril"

~~~ 2011 kadhal ~~~

Aarampipathu-"Phone'il"
Valarvathu- "Sms'il"
Mudivathu- "Sim"change'il...

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"Azhagai" ethir parkum oruvaridam
"Anbai" kattathe...!,
Unnidam "Anbu" vaikum oruvaridam
"Azhagai" ethir parkathea...!

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"My line"
Ithayam Enum Thodathil
kadhal Enum sedi valardhen..! athu valarntha piraguthan therinthathu...
athu naan valardha thaadi Entru..!;
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One who wins in first effort,
wins the life.

1 who fails in first effort,
can win the world!

Wounded mind is more powerful
than normal mind
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Submitted By: Imzan
Tiruvannamalai. +946879671

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